John: can grandmas drive or are they too old?
Mom: they can drive. Both your grandmas drive.
John: well they don't have any stuff.
Mom: stuff?
Alice: what do you mean, Don?
John: well, they don't need any stuff to stand up or walk.
Mom: stuff?
John: no staff! They don't need any staff. They can stand and walk without a staff.
I found John crying in the dark in his room. He had wet his pants a bit and was scared. I took him to the potty and changed him. He told me "mommy, I'm scared there are monsters under my bed."
I gave him the pistol I bought at the Alamo gift shop. He had been playing with it nonstop for a few days. I recalled seeing an old Gary Larsen Farside comic and was inspired.
"Well, I bet that the monster under the bed is scared that there might be a boy with a gun on top of the bed."
He chuckled and cuddled under the covers with his trusty pistol.
Chris: I'd like to stay awake for dinner. I haven't eaten anything real all day. Stupid airplane food.
John: I like stupid airplane food.
John:I need to go potty
Geo: then go potty!
John: mmm
Geo: sorry, I don't speak monkey.
John: you can't tell me what to do!!!
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