~~~Milky way~~~

~~~Milky way~~~
I was leaving a message for a man who runs a co-op for raw milk and was I was giving some landmarks to let him know where we live and john tapped me on the shoulder and said- "mom. Mom. No. You live in the Milky Way.

~~~Bannas for monkeys~~~
And then later that day he was sitting on the stairs and said- "you know what? I fink bannas are good for people wif monkeys"

~~~Teens and toddlers in the same house~~~
Since John has the rare benefit of living with a teen during these formative years of his, he now uses the adjective "totally" all the time.
"Mom, I'm totally hungry- tan I have a sammich?"
"Mom, my legs totally don't work, tan you tarry me?"

~~~Why boys and girls look different~~~
Samantha has John convinced that if he jumps on his mini-trampoline without pants his penis will fall off.
She said that is what happened to hers. Wouldn't you know- he always wears pants on the trampoline now- but not when he is jumping down the stairs. "I'm naked boy and I can shump down the stairs!"
And yes- he says "shump". His Js sound like "Sh"s. Many people think his name is Sean.